Do you ever think to yourself, “Why is it so hard to put these kids to bed?!”
Personally, I could fall asleep while standing up. I’m not even sure I’m awake right now? I’ve been in a permanent zombie-like state since I entered the parenting trenches 7 years, 6 months, 7 days, and 13 hours ago...but who’s counting?
After spending each day with little creatures who are powered with the energy of a thousand suns, I can’t fathom how they don’t pass out once their tiny heads hit their fluffy little pillows. But they don’t. At least mine don’t.
My seven years have taught me some things though. Things that I have painstakingly compiled into handy little steps for you to follow, to ensure the bedtime routine is pain free and smooth sailing....
That’s a lie. I’m lying to you.
These kids are slowly killing me, just as I’m sure they’re slowly killing you, too. At least I hope I’m not alone. Tell me I’m not alone! I need this!