23 Rules of Eating, According to a Toddler
1. Refuse anything but Cheerios for breakfast. Have them without milk on Mondays, Thursdays and every other Friday.
2. Hyperventilate if they get this wrong.
3. Don't try anything new, EVER.
4. Just because you liked something yesterday does not mean you have to like it again today. It is perfectly acceptable to change your mind and you do not have to explain yourself.
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